P-sis: Why do they call them Italian ices?
C-child: Because they're made of Italians!
TBQ: No Italians were harmed in the making of Italian ices.
C-child: No?
TBQ: Nah. Snickerdoodles, however, are made of people.
C-child: They are?
TBQ: Oh yeah. Well known fact.
C-child: How come?
TBQ: Dunno. You'd have to ask Veronica.
C-child: Okay
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